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Junk Drawer

…But here it was
a box of epithets typed
in mysterious symbols,
a pile of hurts
drawn from the drawer

The Wine and Watercolors Event That Went South

A shaft of sunlight barrels through the glass and slams into the side of Caroline’s face. It glances off her ruddy cheek without apology…

A Clean Slate

Dusk’s murky aura outlined the water tower while the sun glared defiantly at the horizon. Cornfields bereft of their cobbled bounty waved mournfully back to…

Food is Power

“If it smells right, we’re gonna eat it. Cave folk are more clever than those elite prats up top give us credit for, by golly…”

A Mixtape is Forever

Why make a mixtape when you can simply order your smart hub to play anything you want, any time of the day or night? I’ll tell you why…

Lego My Manhood

“Between me and you, it’s not natural giving building blocks to girls. What’s wrong with a Mrs Beasley doll, or an Easy Bake Oven? Everybody knows Legos were made for boys. It says so right here in the

Who Cut The Cheese?

The general wretchedness of Mondays was further cemented by the rain pummeling the roof of the two bedroom cottage, but he still loved them. Atlas smoothed the wiry charcoal hair camouflaging thinly boned arms and buttoned each cuff. Meticulously, he tucked a wild hair up the custom tailored sleeve, straightened the silk bowtie pinned below […]

HOW SANDY BOTTOMS KILLED LARRY FINEGOLD

Sandy Knight🎈 In the late 1990’s Key West, like Las Vegas, was a vacation destination for the type of tourist who indulged in a state of temporary debauchery by affirming “What happens in Key West, stays in Key West.” Here, the rules of society were suspended in favor of fantasy making it a female impersonator’s […]